Shop the collection All / Candles All Branding Candles Mugs Posters Scented Wooden Wick Candle - 120g £12.50 Select Message I’m fluent in sarcasm, swearing, and side-eye Let’s get lit... and I’m not talking about the candle I was probably tired or hungry, but I’m definitely sorry now This candle won’t fix everything... But it smells fucking great! When life gives you lemons, light this and drink wine. Smells like I’m ignoring everyones advice again If swearing burned calories, I’d be a model This candle hides the smell of vodka and regret... Burning this because punching people is frowned upon This candle hides the smell of my questionable choices The wine is gone and so has my patience Just like your best friend, forget about me and I’ll burn your house down! This candle is like me - Cute, Lit & Over it When life gives you lemons, treat yourself to a gin and tonic I’m so glad your mum didn’t swallow you Light me when the dog farts My favourite child gave me this candle My best looking child gave me this candle I hope this candle smells better than the shit I put you through Add your own message... Add To Cart
